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Ivor Madzar | Create Your Badge

01.06.2007., petak

Comedy Station!!! Hello ljudovi! Samo za vas sam izdvojio nekoliko meni najboljih stand-up komičara, predobrih videa, viceva i sličica... Uživajte!!! Za početak, osobno najbolji komičar svih vremena... Carlos Mencia! Zabrinuti naši političari... Odlucio Sanader prosetati Zagrebom da vidi kako mu zivi narod. Razgleda prodavaonice i naposljetku stane pred izlog jedne prodavaonice, te udari u plac. Naidje policajac i, sokiran prizorom, upita: "Gospodine Premijeru, zasto placete? Sto se dogodilo?" "Gledam cijene u izlogu", kroz plac ce Sanader. "Pa kako nasi penzioneri uopce zive? Kako mogu sebi ista priustiti s onim jadnim penzijama? Pa to je strasno!" Uto naidje jedan penzioner i ugleda Sanadera kako place, te potresen upita policajca: "Je li, zasto premijer place?" Policajac na to izvadi pendrek i stane mlatiti penzionera po glavi: "Zbog tebe, pizda li ti materina, zbog tebe!!!" Ljubitelji South Parka -> za vas jedan kratki dio iz serije (briem da je iz novijih sezona) Engleski za sve uzraste Engeski za pocetnike: ... Tri vjestice promatraju tri Swatch-sata. Koja vjestica promatra koji Swatch-sat? - to sada na engleskom: ... Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch? Engleski za iskusne: ... Tri vjestice promijenjenog spola promatraju tri gumba Swatch-satova. Koja vjestica promijenjenog spola promatra koji gumb Swatch-sata? - i to na engleskom: ... Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch? Engleski - zadnji stupanj: ... Tri svicarske vjestice-drolje, koje zele biti promijenjenog spola, zele promatrati tri gumba svicarskih Swatch-satova. Koja svicarska vjestica-drolja, koja zeli biti promijenjenog spola, zeli promatrati koji gumb svicarskog Swatch-sata? - i to jos na engleskom: ... Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch? Jedan, jedini i jedinstveni... najava nije ni potrebna... Definitions of some concepts... Relationship Process of spending huge amounts of money, time and energy with the aim of getting to know better the person who you don't really like at the moment, with the prospects of liking that person even less in the future, and all that happens to get some sex. Easy woman The words which are used to describe a woman who has the moral values of man. Friend Person of opposite sex physically so unattractive that sex is out of question, which makes that person suitable for long conversations and getting drunk together. Indifference Feeling. Mostly felt by women towards men, who then explain it like "she is playing "difficult to get"". Nimfomaniac Word men use to discribe woman who wants sex more often then they do. Sober Condition in which it is impossible to fall in love. Irritating habit The thing someone's sweet habit turns into after a while and which is discribed as "chemistry" at the beggining of a relationship. Attraction Act of connecting desire with one specific person. Love at first sight Meeting of two very horny persons who are not particularly picky. Jednostavno... legenda! Lee Evans Fenomenalan imitator i stand-up komičar ->Pablo Francisco Kako shvatiti žene?! Ako naporno radis, nikad "nemas vremena za nju". Ako nista ne radis, onda si "bezvrijedna ljencina i bitanga". Ako ona ima dosadan posao i malu placu, onda je to "iskoristavanje". Ako ti imas dosadan posao i malu placu, onda "bi trebao mrdnuti guzicu i potraziti bolji". Ako dobijes unapredjenje prije nje, onda je to "favoriziranje muskaraca". Ako ona dobije unapredjenje prije tebe, onda ste imali "podjednaku sansu". Ako kazes da lijepo izgleda, onda je to "seksualno uznemiravanje". Ako nista ne kazes, onda je to "muska ravnodusnost". Ako places, onda si "slabic". Ako ne places, onda si "neosjetljivi gad". Ako je udaris, to je "zlostavljanje zene". Ako ona udari tebe, to je "samoobrana". Ako nesto odlucis bez nje, onda si "sovinist". Ako ona nesto odluci bez tebe, onda je ona "slobodna zena". Ako je zamolis da uradi nesto sto joj se ne svidja, onda je to "muska dominacija i izivljavanje''. Ako ona zamoli tebe za takvo nesto, onda je to "usluga". Ako ti se svidja zensko seksi donje rublje, onda si "perverznjak". Ako ti se ne svidja zensko seksi donje rublje, onda si "peder". Ako volis da zena brije noge i da se odrzava u formi, onda si "seksist". Ako to ne volis, onda "nisi romantican". Ako se ti trudis ostati u formi, onda si "umisljen". Ako se ne trudis, onda si "prostak". Ako joj kupis cvijece, onda "trazis nesto". Ako joj ne kupis cvijece, onda si "neobziran". Ako si ponosan na ono sto si postigao, onda si "narcisoidan". Ako nisi, onda si "neambiciozan". Ako ona ima glavobolju, onda je "umorna". Ako ti imas glavobolju, onda je "vise ne volis". Ako cesto zelis seks, onda si "prepotentan", ili u najmanju ruku ludjak!. Ako ne, onda "je sigurno neka druga u pitanju". good partner ...tolko zasad...nemojte se bojat ostavit koj komentar čujemo se ekipa!

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  Aerials
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  We're one in the river,
  And one again after the fall.
  
  Swimming through the void
  We hear the word,
  We lost ourselves,
  But we find it all?
  
  Cause we are the ones that want to play,
  Always want to go,
  But you never want to stay,
  
  And we are the ones that want to chose,
  Always want to play,
  But you never want to lose.
  
  Aerials, in the sky,
  When you lose small mind,
  You free your life.
  
  Life is a waterfall,
  We drink from the river,
  Then we turn around and put up our walls.
  
  Swimming through the void
  We hear the word,
  We lost ourselves,
  But we find it all?
  
  Cause we are the ones that want to play,
  Always want to go,
  But you never want to stay,
  
  And we are the ones that want to chose,
  Always want to play,
  But you never want to lose.
  
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  When you lose small mind,
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  Aerials, so up high,
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  Eternal prize.
  Aerials, in the sky,
  When you lose small mind,
  You free your life.
  Aerials, so up high,
  When you free your eyes,
  Eternal prize.
  
  
  
  Innervision
  I have a home,
  Longing to roam,
  I have to find you,
  I have to meet you,
  
  Signs of your face,
  Slowing your pace,
  I need your guidance,
  I need to seek my inner vision,
  Inner Vision.
  
  My pupils dance,
  Lost in a trance,
  Your sacred silence,
  Losing all violence,
  
  Stars in their place,
  Mirror your face,
  I have to find you,
  I need to seek my inner vision,
  Inner vision, inner vision.
  
  It's never too late to reinvent the bicycle,
  A smile brings forth energy or life,
  Giving you force.
  It's never too late to reinvent the bicyclcle,
  A smile brings forth energy or life,
  Giving you force.
  Vision.
  
  There's only one true path in life.
  The road that leads to all leads to one.
  There's only one true path in life.
  The road that leads to our hearts.
  
  Inner vision, inner vision, inner vision,
  Inner vision, inner vision.
  
  Your sacred silence,
  Losing all violence.
  

Tentative

• Superstition taking all of us for a ride
  Mimes overtaken by the signs of the Right
  The bombs are falling overhead with no sight
  While you are talking all detached, so tell us
  
  Where you're going to the bottom
  Do you hear us we are rotting?
  We're going down in a spiral to the ground
  No one, no one's gonna save us now!
  
  Ceremonies have killed religions for they provide
  The masked comforts to delusionals, they're all in fright
  The true believer's head was bathed in sunlight
  While you are walking all detached, so tell us
  
  Where you're going to the bottom
  Do you hear us we are rotting?
  We're going down in a spiral to the ground
  No one, no one's gonna save us now, not even god!
  No one saved us, no one's gonna save us
  
  Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall?
  Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall?
  Where do you expect them to go when the bombs fall?
  Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall?
  
  Superstition taking all of us for a ride
  Mimes overtaken by the signs of the Right
  The bombs are falling over our head with no sight
  While you are talking all detached, detached, detached, detached, detached,
  We're going down in a spiral to the ground
  No one, no one's gonna save us now! (not even god!)
  No one saved us, no one saved us
  No one saved us, no one's gonna save us now
  Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  If Everyone Cared
  
  From underneath the trees, we watch the sky
  Confusing stars for satellites
  I never dreamed that you'd be mine
  But here we are, we're here tonight
  
  Singing Amen, I, I'm alive
  Singing Amen, I, I'm alive
  
  [Chorus:]
  If everyone cared and nobody cried
  If everyone loved and nobody lied
  If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
  Then we'd see the day when nobody died
  
  And I'm singing
  
  Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive
  Amen I, Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive
  
  And in the air the fireflies
  Our only light in paradise
  We'll show the world they were wrong
  And teach them all to sing along
  
  Singing Amen, I, I'm alive
  Singing Amen, I, I'm alive
  (I'm alive)
  
  [Chorus x2]
  
  And as we lie beneath the stars
  We realize how small we are
  If they could love like you and me
  Imagine what the world could be
  
  If everyone cared and nobody cried
  If everyone loved and nobody lied
  If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
  Then we'd see the day when nobody died
  When nobody died...
  
  [Chorus]
  
  We'd see the day, we'd see the day
  When nobody died
  We'd see the day, we'd see the day
  When nobody died
  We'd see the day when nobody died